Chuck Norris facts
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- Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
- Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident….and still managed to walk it off.
- When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
- The world’s fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
- Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
- Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
- Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
- Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
- Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
- Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
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